Some of my favorites--
(773): its so far, ur drunk, im sober, and ull wish u hadn't invited me in the morning (312): so far timmys in the hospital, i got a mcgriddle, and I wish you were here with me
Labels: (312), (773)
(707): I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
(513): K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
(703): i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
(That one's for Leigh and Justy!)
(610): The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
(617): There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
(508): For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
(313): I'm jealous of your bromance
(213): Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.